Who am I...?
I think the best way to describe me is with a series of bullet points, cause who reads paragraphs?
- I’m an artist that can’t draw
- A musician with a hearing loss
- An author with terrible handwriting
- A talk show host with a lisp
- I own property on a private island
- I have the title of “Lord” hailing from a castle in Ireland
- I’ve been vegetarian over half my life