About Me


Who am I...?

I think the best way to describe me is with a series of bullet points, cause who reads paragraphs? 

Talent Stack:

  • I’m an artist that can’t draw
  • A musician with a hearing loss
  • An author with terrible handwriting 
  • A talk show host with a lisp

Fun facts:

  • I own property on a private island
  • I have the title of “Lord” hailing from a castle in Ireland
  • I’ve been vegetarian over half my life